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Me-who-should-have-paid-more-attention-to-my-Dad-when-I-was-16-when-he-taught-me-how-to-check-oil: “She just got a jump start thus she are unable to turn it out-of. And i merely crapped my pants. Was shit flammable?”
Dad-who-is-constantly-in-awe-of-how-his-daughter-has-survived-this-long: “No. Merely complete it that have a good quart and you may she is good until she will get where she must be to turn it off.”
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Yep, I told you reveal! Does that slide you out? A little too hippy dippy?